|Me:||I never felt weird around you and your boyfriend though.|
|Her:||I know. One time you walked in on us having sex and stayed for twenty minutes to have a chat.|
|Me:||It didn't feel weird to me though.|
i met a girl with 12 nipples
I tried to dye my hair Sex and the City chic, but instead found myself with On-Sale Bottle-Brunette. I’m pretty sure, if you squint your mind hard...
I just want a boy to like me
no not that one
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”