Inhibtions. Exhibitions.
I JUST DON’T WANT ANY HIBITIONS OKAY?????????
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Flight Facilities oh yeah
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
I got excited because I had a message and it was just this.
THERE IS NOT EVEN A LINK TO CLICK THAT GIVES YOU A VIRUS WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT OF THIS.
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I have 96 unread emails.
Considering deleting them all and just letting the chips fall as they may.
| Me: | I never felt weird around you and your boyfriend though. |
| Her: | I know. One time you walked in on us having sex and stayed for twenty minutes to have a chat. |
| Me: | It didn't feel weird to me though. |
Can’t believe Montenegro didn’t get through. Fave performance of the night by far.
Eurovision > Christmas
I have an assignment due in seven hours that I haven’t started and for some reason I’m reading through a blog called “Angry Asian Girls Unite”.
PROCRASTINATION LEVELS ARE OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW.
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
I tried to dye my hair Sex and the City chic, but instead found myself with On-Sale Bottle-Brunette. I’m pretty sure, if you squint your mind hard...
I just want a boy to like me
no not that one
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
The “pay gap” is probably the most widely-cited example of supposed disadvantages faced by...