January 2012
45 posts
Just bought tickets to Big Day Out. Cool.
So many racists on Facebook making me angry.
Anonymous asked: do you think it'll be hard to balance a casual job with studies? i'm in year 11 with 2 vce subjects.
I have the makings of a workaholic
So far this year I have made $1161.56.
I have sold my soul to the smoothie factory and I am reaping the sweet sweet rewards.
Yes Tomic!
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The awkward moment when the person whose mobile number you got off a “New phone. Need numbers” event/status discovers your true identity after you have been sending them daily creepy texts.
gardenstate:
I miss the little German towns with their funny German architecture, I miss the frische luft of Gundelfingen, I miss the German trains speeding through the snow, I miss the Mezzo Mix and the weird Capri-Sonne things you could buy in train station vending machines along with crazy things like ‘Swiss Cannabis Iced Tea’ and ‘Wunderbars’, I miss feeling like ‘Damn, this place has...
Mum and lil sis arrived home from the Phillipines this morning. The house feels so full of people.
As I was walking to the station this morning I got beeped at by a passing car.
As I was walking home from the station this morning, I was stopped by an old asian lady who said to me “You got a nice ass”.
Mmm yeah. E’erbody want summa dat bootay.
Today I took my little brother and a friend to see The Muppet Movie. Partly because I wanted to spend some quality sibling time and thought he might enjoy the film, but mostly because I loved it so much the first time and was dying to see it again.
The movie was great as per usual; I laughed and cried in all the same places and left with a smile on my face and a song in my heart (ha). I’m...
Everyone on the internet is so gosh darn sensitive these days.
I got home from a long day of work at 9.30pm and discovered that my brother and father had eaten all of the dinner food in the house.
This helps me to justify my decision to eat sakatas for dinner.
I was going to have nutella on toast but then I opted for the healthier option.
Anonymous asked: i like the twilight saga (books only)
Anonymous asked: one year from now...
I am going through some photos of when I was younger and I have reached the conclusion that between grade 3 through to year 8, I was the ugliest child that ever was.
I would post a photo but I’m afraid it would break the internet.
Strange books that I found in my room while...
Tong Sing: The Chinese Book of Wisdom
Healing Words from the Angels
The Big Book of Cats
The Book of Bunny Suicides
Return of the Bunny Suicides
Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them - Newt Scamander
My Life is a Toilet
Meditations on First Philosophy - Descartes
Horrible Histories: The Terrible Tudors Collectors Edition (includes playing cards)
The Twilight Saga
Today I smoked a pipe and I felt like an old man and it was awesome.
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Do yourself a favour
Go and see The Muppet Movie as soon as you possibly can.
If you like, I will come with you as I do not think I will ever get sick of this film.
I love listening to people talk about themselves, but more than that I love watching people talk about themselves.
Their eyes glaze over as they think of another place and another time and share it with you. They’re with you but not really. If you weren’t listening, they wouldn’t notice because they’re somewhere else. They’re completely taken with their memories and...
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Brand Power lady: As a parent you know just how messy your kids can get
Me: REEAL MESSI BITCHEZZZ!!1!
It is midnight and I am revising matrices, naked.
Every time I finish an excercise, I put on an article of clothing. Like strip poker except dressing instead of undressing and math methods instead of poker.
Sometimes I wonder if I’ve ever had a truly original thought.
On this day in 2011
I was in the ER at Ballarat hospital.
I drove the family car into a pothole on a wet country road and it spun out of control and into a concrete power pole at 80 km/h.
I suffered a severe concussion, a brain injury which lingered for months and was at times debilitating, internal bleeding in my kidneys, a sprained back, grazes and lacerations to my face, neck, chest, arms and stomach from...
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I will never complain about having to get up early for school again.
I have to get up at 5am tomorrow (today?) to start work at 6.30am. Again.
Also I sliced my little finger open today while I was cutting watermelons and it’s still hurty. Somebody kiss it better please.
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Olivia Wilde
hypothesise replied to your photo: My grandparents have a wall at their house with…
Family castle? :O
I think it’s an Irish/Scottish thing. Because we’ve got one in Scotland (the MacGregor Castle in Glenlyon) and the photo on my grandparents’ wall is of them at the O’Dea Clan Gathering at Dysert O’Dea Castle in Ireland in 2002. Technically, I don’t...
zm-zm asked: Can I audition?
Anonymous asked: hey monika, are you directing chorals this year
I have started making enough money that tax is being deducted from my payslip. This has never happened before. I don’t like it.
My sister’s friend posted a mirror shot of herself in a bikini on Facebook and it has gotten 45 likes in 2 days and over a dozen inappropriate comments from boys her age or older. (“Fuck if I was your boyfriend I would crack boners everyday”)
STOP STOP STOP YOU ARE FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. GET YOUR BODY OFF THE INTERNET.
I want to cry.
Unconsciously inappropriate things that parents...
Dad to brother as I am playing with the cat: “Your sister’s getting some quality pussy time”.
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I lied when I said I was the only girl in my house for the next three weeks. I forgot about my cat.
She spends part of her time modelling
and part of her time next to me.
Summer's redeeming feature
Tennis
I just found out that Simon wasn’t Irish. He was putting on the accent the whole time. I feel simultaneously betrayed and amused.
I’m going through the photos from last night and there is an unprecendented amount of me on the toilet. In some I am outraged at being photographed in a compromising position, in others I have clearly decided to embrace my pantylessess by posing like a teeny bopper and in a few I am surrounded by friends making stupid faces. It must’ve been a long wee. I have made one of these my...
I really hope that it’s not true about what people say about how you spend your new years sets the standard for how you’ll spend your year.
I spent the first minutes of the new year completely alone. The sounds of people counting down from ten roused me from my semi-conscious state in the corridor outside the room we were staying in. I was waiting for someone to come with the key and...
December 2011
48 posts
Dad just drove Mum and Sister to the airport. They’re going to The Philippines for the next three weeks.
Now it’s just Dad and Brother and I at home for a few weeks. Boys smell.
I only really feel emotions when I’m really really tired or on some kind of drug. The rest of the time I’m kind of numb and immune to any real feeling other than indifference or apathy. I’ve trained myself to do this from a relatively young age. When I was younger I used to cry all the time about nothing and so my parents said that they would give me a dollar for every week I...
